Headliners 01 (11.08.04 - 11.14.04)
Players
Round 1 (Emily):
National News
For the 15th time, a public health organization on Monday is releasing its assessment of the health of the nation, and of each state, as measured by a composite of 18 variables. Results are mixed
Headlines:
1. Crap in yo' pants!
2. Common Diseases for the Common Man
3. S-I-C-K in the USA
4. Healthy, Wealthy and Why's: The Nation's Health Report
5. U.S. What You Eat
6. 18 Options and America's Still Fat
Answers:
#1 = Joke
#2 = Liz
#3 = Nicole
#4 = Mikey
#5 = Johnny
#6 = Mary
Emily chose Number 3 (Nicole)
Round 2 (Mary):
Celebrity news
Six-time Olympic champion swimmer Michael Phelps was arrested last week for driving under the influence.
Headlines:
1. Golden Boy Fails When Made to Swim a Straight Line
2. Phelps is an Asshole
3. Olympic Spirits
4. Going for the Gold(schlager)
5. Olympic Champion Phelps Has a Date With Bacchus
6. Drink or Swim
Answers:
#1 = Emily
#2 = Nick
#3 = Mikey
#4 = Nicole
#5 = Johnny
#6 = Liz
Mary chose Number 4 (Nicole)
Round 3 (Nicole):
Business News
Capital One Financial Corp., the holding company of Capital One Bank, plans to eliminate about 750 jobs as it shifts the majority of its production service operations to a U.S.-based supplier, the company reported Tuesday
Headlines:
1. Capital Zero
2. A Shifty Shift: Capital One Bank-rupt for 750 Employees
3. What's in Your Wallet?
4. 750 Fired: Barbarian Horde Angered
5. Capital One Puts American Jobs First
Answers:
#1 = Johnny
#2 = Emily
#3 = Mike
#4 = GJ & Z
#5 = Nick
Nicole chose Number 1 (Johnny)
Round 4 (Johnny):
Sports News
Larry Hughes and Antawn Jamison score 26 points apiece as the Wizards move their record to 3-2 with a 106-96 win over the Magic.
Headlines:
1. Wiz Kids Make Magic Disappear
2. Abracadabra, Wizards'll Nab Ya
3. Hughes and Jamison: Wizards of Awe's
4. Wizards Duo Cast a Spell on Orlando
5. Maryland Star Wandixon disappears in Wizards Win
Answers:
#1 = Nick
#2 = Nicole
#3 = Mikey
#4 = Emily
#5 = Mikey
Johnny chose Number 2 (Nicole)
Nicole is the Winner!